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Classics & Bloopers -from Real Resumes

Just to show we have a sense of humour.  We've seen all of these personally!

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Education:

Diploma in Pig Husbandry

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Job Titles:

Beetle Prober
YARD GOAT DRIVER
TOWN TRUCK DRIVER

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Fax Glitches:

Good at losing sales (streak through fax deleted the "c")

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Typos:

SUPERVISOR DAY NIGHT SHIT OF PERSONNEL

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Grammar &
Spelling:

Dear President:

I already send my biography for you and i was just telling i am very hard worker and fast learner and i promis if you accept me i can show myself very fast and will be one of the best personal in you business. I am ready to have all of my time in this job.

In my spare time, I like to cook (or bake) and have been doing so since I was three years old, sew and design clothes (including my grad dress), go for a walk jog or a bike ride, occasionally I like to go to the theatre, but usually I wait till it comes on video because I hate sticky floors, and spending time with my family.

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Salesperson/Cashier:

bullet soled shoes and stocking boxes
bullet tagged shoes with prizes and codes

I really appreciate if you'll answering to me, why DO NOT?? PLEASE!!!Tank You!!!

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I have well designing and computer skills. I ever did sales representive for about 4 years. For further details, please refer to my resume. the references are viailable if request.

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I have mechanical skills on my right hand and computer skills on my left hand, both are strong. I can take your work well effictively and efficiently done with my skills, If you give me a chance to do one week / moth volunteer, I can show you I am the right person you want.

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Best Last Name:

RAZAFIMANDIMBIMANANA (That's 20 letters longówow!)

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